Halloween is weird, and it’s not talked about enough. It makes sense for kids, because kids love to dress up anyway. But for adults, putting on a costume because one day on the calendar tells you to is just weird. And that’s reflected in the Halloween costume market. If a grown person really wants to dress up, they should honestly be expected to make the costume themselves, especially if the costume is totally bizarre. But no, consumerism has them covered.

Here are some insane Halloween costumes that, impossibly, were approved by a marketing team, designed, and then manufactured en masse and sold in Party City’s and Spirit Halloweens all across the country. Knock-off ninja turtles, a jar of queso, a genie that should definitely go to prison. There’s even a COVID-19 costume.

If you’re planning on dressing up this year, here are some options you should absolutely not go with.